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Big Bad Bald Bastard

From the ivied halls of academia to the graffiti’ed streets of the South Bronx, the Big Bad Bald Bastard is at home anywhere. A bundle of contradictions, he can cook a gourmet meal for you, then follow it up by plucking a live cicada from your screen door, and pop it, buzzing furiously, into his mouth. He’s the kind of guy who hikes three miles through the woods to watch frogs “do it”, and rides the subway for an hour to check out a beer-festival. He’s a writer of bad poetry, an intellectual masquerading as a meathead alley-basher, a progressive utopian with a sense of humor. Philanthropist, dancing fool, gadfly, proud FilmAnnex member…